Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Praise the Lord and pass the barf bucket.
IT HAS only taken a matter of days, but imprisoned hotel heiress Paris Hilton has seen the light.
The socialite says God has spoken to her from behind her bars and she is no longer “a superficial girl” and realises the “acting dumb” is not a good look for a woman of 26.
Hilton revealed her enlightenment in a call to television journalist Barbara Walters yesterday, who recounted the conversation on her ABC television show, The View.
“I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.”
When she is released, Hilton says, she might become a campaigner in the fields of breast cancer or multiple sclerosis, or build a “Paris Hilton playhouse” for sick children.
She doesn’t even care that her skin is dry from lack of moisturiser, having come to the belated conclusion that there are more important things than her reflection.
Tomorrow Sister Hilton rings Alan Jones to tell him (in all confidence) about her upcoming television series, "The All Singing, All Dancing Damascus Road Show - My Journey from Stigma to Stigmata."
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